Questions - Dating? : Well, that's a minefield. I would continue to be both of their friends, but I would find love elsewhere. Let them figure out if they are going to be together on their own without their friend interfering.

Questions - DrinkingListerine? : Yeah, a significant amount. And if you don't throw up from being drunk, you will throw up from drinking that much Listerine, and it will cancel out the whole fresh breath thing too. So.